"But it's a million fucking dollars!" -- Ivan

"That is so money!" -- Don

"Women, take control of your sexuality FUCK!" -- Ivan

"That's the FUCKING shit!" -- Ping

"That sounds like Mafia talk to me!!" -- Herman

"You are SO Mafia!!" -- Ivan

"This house is so FAT" -- Nitin

"I came 800 km to see something BURN!!!" -- Phil

"You guys are the noisiest people I have ever met! " -- Eric

"You, me, and Zalot....." -- Ivan

"Rob is SO HOT!!" -- Age, Gill, Shanna, Bev, Ginger, Giselle and Yan Yan

"But, . . . YO!!!" -- Ivan

"Remember, you're only ugly on the outside." -- Zalot

"Hey, they might have said that...." -- Rob

"What do I want for Christmas? I want what's it your right hand . . . most of the time" -- a very scared Zalot

"I knew I could hear someone calling me!" -- Talia

"You bastard! You bastard! You bastard! You bastard! YOU BASTARD!" -- Eric

"Hello, how are you? Give me the salmon or I will destroy you!" -- That Crazy Book

"I don't think they have to wait at the DWA...it's only noon, they won't get attacked now!" -- a nonchalant Rob (spoken to Deb while on the phone to a nervous Steph regarding her first time on a Subway

"You are supposed to slide for the ball not my knees!! ... Someone red card her!" -- Phil

"HOW COME I DIDN'T GET A PICTURE?!" -- Herman

"Canada is so screwed by Y2K!" -- Herman

"Did anyone else see a moose enter the ark? I spent the entire time looking for a moose... at least they made up for it with the caribou in the next segment!" -- Phil, referring to Fantasia 2000

"The credits said it was an elk." -- Nicolas, correcting Phil for his blatent mistake above